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babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

Same kid just passed me a note reading β€œI Ned Car”

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I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said β€œNeeda get outta here man.”.


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its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

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OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

Yeah I would have guessed this was on some ancient pottery or something